so i recently got my dimples pierced like 9 days ago and my brothers think they’re comedians. the worst of it all is that everything they said was so funny.
"you look like a confused frankenstein"
"do you pick up radio signals?"
"You look like a chipmunk"
"Do you have any nuts stashed they could liven up this salad"
"Do you pick up the traffic report?"
"AM or FM?"